Saturday, May 5, 2007

P to the G

I am quite sure that all of my half-dozen readers already know this, but here's the statement for the record: I am knocked up. With child. PG. Preggo. 11 weeks. I had refrained from posting on this until all essential players in my life had been personally informed (read: work folks) but now the jig is up. I must say, it's been sort of weird blogging for the last month without mentioning this very bizarre change in my life.

The blessed child is gender-less to date and is due around Thanksgiving time. There are lots of good stories already, and surely there will be more in the coming months. However, I promise my loyal readers one thing: this will not become a blog devoted only to the week-by-week developments of Little Stemmie Stem Cell. I will continue to weigh in on other important topics like current events, bar exam bullshit, TV, my favorite foods, and things/people I hate and/or love.

So, for now, think how creepy it is for someone to think they're in the room with me but really there's another "person" (not actually a person, but an alien) eavesdropping on every little word. Finally, according to Roisin, Stemmie can only hear her as of yet.

5 comments:

Sarah said...

Your baby will be smart and beautiful, in that order. Because that's the important order. And also funny and kind, those are important, too. And... YAY.

By the way, this is some long, involved April Fool's joke. Kudos.

Burner said...

Hurray. I had a dream last night that when your baby was born it turned out to be Kate Snow's bratty little sister (FYI I don't think Kate Snow has a little sister and also I'm sure your baby won't be a brat). We took it swimming at what we thought was the wave pool, but what was really a super deep pond with mystic coy in it. We still had a pretty good time, though.

I can't wait to meet this kid.

Anonymous said...

I saw a picture today of a preggo lady in a bikini, and it totally freaked me out. Her stomach was all huge and pointy and stretchmark-y and I actually thought, "Ew! Alien parasite! Get out of me!"

I am clearly not ready for motherhood.

Anonymous said...

so does that mean i can't wear a bikini to your wedding? fascist garden party bride you are.

Anonymous said...

STOP CALLING MY FRIEND STEMMIE!!!! how about:
-my darling bebe
-love's creation
- goo goo gaga
-bundle of joy (to be)
- baby lund-alcantara
- brownie mcbrownerson