Hello, my name is Kristina and I am addicted to ANTM. Last night, besides the other, more standard laugh-out-loud moments (cat fight between two brown girls from the "inner city" about whether an exotic dancer could really be America's Next Top Model and holier-than-thou attitude from Yale girl who looks like a horse), I was so amused by Tyra's blossoming social conscience.
Not only do the girls have to go around LA in a "green" vehicle made out of recycled tires and cardboard boxes and glitter, but at panel Tyra announced that smoking would be prohibited. Ha-ha! (like how Nelson says it on the Simpsons.)
Poor little models, no more smoking for 12 whole weeks. By the end of the season, I expect they will all be "plus size" models weighing in at 125 lbs or more. Heffers. Plus, the smoking ban should make for some more good cat fights among the little girls in withdrawal. Let's see how smarty pants Yale girl keeps her composure when she isn't allowed to puff away as she recites Ginsberg and performs coffee shop psychoanalysis on all her less-than-Ivy-league competitors.
I hope someone drops out of the competition because she just loves smoking more than she loves Miss Jay. That would be classic.
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Not that you did, but one must be careful of revealing too much ANTM information right after an episode airs. Some of us have to watch it on the internets. And we're always a week behind.
You've dropped some good teasers, though. It looks like they're going for character development and conflict more than ever this season, right? In the casting episode you could see Tyra mentally calculating how many "ghetto" girls with family problems vs. people with mild forms of autism and/or Ivy League educations to book. The smoking ban should speed the conflict up. WhooHoo!
It's too bad we don't live in the same city so we could watch ANTM together. I mean, Eduardo's a pretty good sport about watching with me, but I'm pretty sure he just watches because he's always waiting for the mixed girls to announce that they're Dominican. So far, no luck.
First of all, MY husband loves watching ANTM with me. Probably because he's white. Well, mostly white.
Second on the agenda: why does the girl with Asperger's consistently pronounce it "Ozzberger's"???
I think she must have a problem understanding the intricacies of the English language.
Because she's a retard.
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