Girl Scout Cheese

I am hungry for something savory and the only thing at my desk are Girl Scout cookies. While delicious in their own right, I am really not in the mood for sweets. I'm in a mood for something you could get from a deli, but it's that time of day when it would be ridiculous to leave work and go to a deli and then come back to work for another, what, 15 minutes? So I stay at work. And eat a Girl Scout cookies. And curse those little girls for not selling Girl Scout cheese. They could even give it a cute little Girl Scout name. Swiss cheese could be Hole-y Rollers; cheddar could be Sunshine Blast; Dill Havarti could be Herby Freckles. Mmm....Girl Scout cheese...delicious...