Johanish

The things he says are so funny...I've got to write them down. Some material previously published to fb.
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Me: Johan, why is your window down?

Johan: I was pretending I had a baby and it threw a fit, so I threw it out the window.

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Me: What did you learn in school today?

Johan: If Europe crashed into Earth, that would be a big problem.

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Johan: Mom, what planet does Sarah live on? Still Arizona?

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Uncle David: Johan, do you know anyone named John and Evelyn?

Johan: No.

Uncle David: Maybe some people who live with Bergen?

Johan: Oh, BERGEN! Yes that's right, John and Evelyn live with Bergen.

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Johan: Guess what, mama?

Me: What?

Johan: They have soy milk at school!

Me: Wow.

Johan: Actually, it's not milk. Soy is not a mammal.

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