Sitting on top of the mailboxes at my apartment yesterday was a coupon for free underwear from Victoria's Secret, no purchase necessary. I love when I get those in the mail. This one wasn't addressed to me, though. It was addressed to someone in one of the other apartments, but Victoria must have got it wrong, because whoever lives in that apartment had written "no such person lives here" and set the coupon to be picked up by the postal carrier.
WTF? Of course, as you might expect, I immediately swooped this up, and will be redeeming MY free pair of underwear this weekend. Why would someone write "no such person" on a mass-mailer. I am not picky about my free stuff. I mean, let's not go overboard: for example, I wouldn't take free underwear from the garbage. But when it's brand-spanking-new at $14.00 a pair and someone rejects a free pair, you better believe that I'll, in the words of Sir Mix a Lot, pull up quick to retrieve it.
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Correction: You would not take free underwear from the garbage AGAIN.
Actually, my mom sent me this coupon in the mail (along with various other pieces of junk mail which, apparently, I need) and it is actually for "one free panty." One free PANTY.
That is fucking disgusting.
Also, why didn't I know that you have a blog? Also, I'm going to make a link to your blog from mine, so you better return the favor, you calcetine malo! (Yes, I realize I just called you a bad sock.)
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