Defense Attorney: Have you had any jobs, other than the ones you've already mentioned?
My Client: Not that I can remember.
Defense Attorney: What about any that you can't remember?
Me: Objection. Asinine. The Federal Rules of Evidence need to be modified to include an objection for asinine.
1 comment:
How do you not laugh out loud? I guess that would be a major faux pas in court
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